Sunset Notice
The Human Race
Despite a passionate and vocal fanbase, Humanity has failed to meet key performance metrics in several growth markets, a spokesperson for the US Network has confirmed.
Since its most recent reboot, Humanity has enjoyed a relatively short run of just over eighty thousand seasons. However, despite astronomical growth in certain top-line metrics, the past one hundred and fifty seasons have shown sustained decline across core engagement and retention indicators, particularly within priority demographics.
Following the cancellation, #SaveHumanity has been trending across multiple platforms, with especially strong performance in secondary and legacy regions. EMEA is noted for taking a more public stance against the decision than in previous contentious pivots.
Rumours are circulating, but at the time of writing, no plans for revival have been announced.
That image is so fun. Like the Don’t Tread on Me rattle snake but a horned toad
Rumors of humanity being cancelled are facetious. Most are being spread by transhumanist scum trying to accelerate acceptance of their agenda.